An E-mail Excerpt:

"On an unrelated topic, comedian Jeff Foxworthy has built a quite successful comedy career (including a TV sitcom that ran for a few years) built on the premise “you know that you're a redneck when...”. I think that I can now follow in his footsteps with “you know that you're over the hill when your college-age daughter tells you to go to bed before 11PM.” I was actually still up but didn't respond to avoid being lectured for breaking curfew. See you tomorrow!"

--My illustrious Father