Thursday, August 17, 2006

Dear Customer,

You know, I may not look Vietnamese, but even so -- correcting your waitress's pronounciation when she works in a Vietnamese restaurant and you are a skinny white boy whose name (according to your credit card) is very, very Polish is bad form, no?

Pho Is Not Pronounced "Faux,"
Waitress

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You may not look Vietnamese, but you sure look HOT. Meow.

Anonymous said...

For shame on his part. Am I the only Polack who's learned how to not butcher pronunciation?

Anonymous said...

You look Vietnamese to me, with some slight Russian. Well, depends on how you dress and makeup too, I suppose. Mostly, you just look Vietnamese to me.

Anonymous said...

FAUX SOUP is made with beef bones, onions and something called ... STAR ANUS.

Daniella said...

As a matter of semantics, when I said "I don't want to talk to you again, ever," that included any typed correspondence.

Anonymous said...

a lady at swish corrected me when i asked for cha gio. how i look forward to eating there again... hrm