Is Your Toupee In An Updraft?

Okay, so I use www.vdict.com when writing papers for my Vietnamese class, and happened to click through to their "Emoticon Dictionary," which is absolutely hilarious. My favorites:

}:-(        User's toupee is in an updraft.

`:-)        User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

<|-(        User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.

d8=        Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

Priceless.