Angry Kitten

Ich Spreche Deutsch

Echo

Patent Bureau, Here I Come

I swear, I'm going to invent a robotic fly swatter that hones in on people who throw their lit cigarette butts in the street and smacks them in the face.

Oh, Lonely Planet

Phrasebooks. You know, those pocket-sized booklets that are the purveyor of useless sentences like "How do I get to the train station?" and "The air conditioning in my hotel room doesn't work."

Well, I bought a Vietnamese Phrasebook this morning on a whim to improve my vocabulary. Clearly, Lonely Planet has been doing some updating. The following choice phrases were included:

Where can I find clean syringes?

I don't know if I believe in God.

I'm completely stoned. Help.

Is there a gay telephone hotline?

I'm a heroin addict.

Seriously, guys. If you need all these sentences, stay home.

H'mong

Sa Pa, Viet Nam

Technical Difficulties

Photo posting abilities have been abruptly halted. Perhaps will not resume until early July. In the meantime, check flickr for more photos from Viet Nam.

Two Women, Ha Noi, Viet Nam

Nha Trang, Viet Nam

Circles