Sunday, March 05, 2006

Overheard at the Oscars

"I do have some sad news... Björk could not be with us tonight. She was trying on her dress and Dick Cheney shot her."

3 comments:

Chris Nguyen said...

You ditched us for blogspot?
oh you dirty biatch.

Shira said...

"There's Steven Spielberg, director of Schindler's List and now Munich. I think I speak for all Jews when I say that I can't wait to see what happens to us next!"

Erica said...

"Walk the Line": "Ray" with white people.