Every Time I Reread Tales of the Jazz Age, This Quote Makes Me Smile:

"What floor, please?" said the elevator man.

"Any floor," said Mr. In.

"Top floor," said Mr. Out.

"This is the top floor," said the elevator man.

"Have another floor put on," said Mr. Out.

"Higher," said Mr. In.

"Heaven," said Mr. Out.

--May Day, F. Scott Fitzgerald