Thursday, August 17, 2006

Dear Customer,

You know, I may not look Vietnamese, but even so -- correcting your waitress's pronounciation when she works in a Vietnamese restaurant and you are a skinny white boy whose name (according to your credit card) is very, very Polish is bad form, no?

Pho Is Not Pronounced "Faux,"
Waitress

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:04 PM

    You may not look Vietnamese, but you sure look HOT. Meow.

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  2. Anonymous4:04 PM

    For shame on his part. Am I the only Polack who's learned how to not butcher pronunciation?

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  3. Anonymous5:06 PM

    You look Vietnamese to me, with some slight Russian. Well, depends on how you dress and makeup too, I suppose. Mostly, you just look Vietnamese to me.

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  4. Anonymous1:09 AM

    FAUX SOUP is made with beef bones, onions and something called ... STAR ANUS.

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  5. As a matter of semantics, when I said "I don't want to talk to you again, ever," that included any typed correspondence.

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  6. Anonymous2:16 AM

    a lady at swish corrected me when i asked for cha gio. how i look forward to eating there again... hrm

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